In general, I'm not a big fan of half-assing things - at least, not if they have anything resembling serious repurcussions. You can imagine my chagrin when I read about one George Vera, a 500-lb inmate in Texas that confessed to smuggling an unloaded 9mm pistol into the Harris County Jail in his fat rolls.
Not only were the officers that searched him upon his arrest and again at both city and county jails clearly half-assing it, but Mr. Vera did the halfest-assing* job of all - the damn gun was unloaded! Seriously, Georgie Boy, if you're going to sneak a piece in, bring some fracking bullets!
*I realize that half of a 500-lb man's ass is bigger than my whole one, but that that's beside the point.
I've got bullets to spare,
Regis
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